The following just happened today at my day job:
Me: (out of nowhere) Red team or Blue team?
Coworker: … uhhhh…
Other Coworker: What?
Me: Red team or Blue team?
Coworker: What is this about?
Yet Another Coworker: What’s going on?
Me: Red team or Blue team?
Yet Another Coworker: What’s that about?
Me: Why does everyone ask me that?!?
Other Coworker: (pointing at me) Dweeb.
I’m the whimsical one at work, if you couldn’t tell. B-)